Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
nothing special about me motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
when i go to the clubs i wait in line motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
i got $ 600 in the bank motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
and my sexual performance is a average
i work in customer service for a phone company
i make 12 bucks an hour but thats all i need
i live in a small apartment on a quiet street
i don't go out too much i like to watch tv
i can't afford a car i use public transportation
i don't mind i read till i reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper sometimes a book
the amount of money i save this shit is off the hook
and i'm not very good with the women
i'm a pretty shy person and i'm average looking
last time i had sex was in 2003
and i'm ashamed to ommit but it wasn't free
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
i get nervous in social situations motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
i get constipaded once a month motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
and i make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
and i get scared when i go see the dentist
i'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life
easily forgettable and i'm not very liked
i have an "According to Jim" personality
i'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me i think you probably can
because i'm not confident and i'm weak for a man
i'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, ya
honestly i probably won't fight back
and i don't have many friends that would back me up
my friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
if you rarely get laid put your hands up
if you're not well paid put your hands up
if you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
i hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same.
you know it..it gets pretty sore
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
my parents are really nice people motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
i'm somewhat afraid of heights motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
i like the show "Greys Anatomy" motherfucka
i'm just a regular everyday normal guy
and i'm pretty good at making paper planes
2 Kommentare:
er hätte das zeug zu nem großen rapper, der falsche pelz gefällt mir, nur wird das so nichts; viel zu überzeugend!
eiei, jetzt gefällt's mir auch. beim ersten mal fand ich's nich so toll, aber so ein bisschen zeit zum blogdurchstöbern lohnt sich eben immer.
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